Me: Do you have anything to tell me?
You: What date is today?
Me: Today is May 20th....
You: Do you know what date is today?
Me: I don't know...May 20th...Today is neither a holiday or a day of special occasion...that I know of...What is it?
You: 5-2-0 and you don't know what day it is?
Me: What day is it? =.=" Tell me already.
You: 5-2-0 is I love you. 妳阿呆喔？
Me: Wth...Lol, you made it up, how the heck am I supposed to know?? How does 5-2-0 even says "I love you"???