This is outright bullying….TT-TT

[2:00 am TW]

Phone: *Him* sent you a Candy Crush request 

Me: ( ̄ー ̄)

Him: HAHA

Me: You…..seriously

Him: 又過一關了/I just passed another level 

Me: OTL

Him: 快追到你囉/ Gonna catch up to you soon ~

Me: Is this a competition???

Him: 不是,是追求/No, it’s a pursuit 

Me: You’re pursuing me??

Him: Hehe 

Me: What if you passed me?

Him: 說100次妳愛我/ You have to say that you love me 100 times 

Me: Σ(・□・;)

Him: 然後每過一關還要再說100次/ And then for every level I pass after that, you still need to say it 100 more times 

Typical.

[4: 30 TW time]
Him: 親愛的
Me: Why are you still awake?
Him: I just finished drinking
Me: >.>
Me: Are you drunk?
[Incoming Call]
Him: 親愛的
Me: Hey, are you drunk already?
Him: [in his sweetest & super drunken voice] 沒有啊,我這麼愛你怎麼會醉呢?/ Of course not, I love so you much how could I be drunk?
Me: What does loving me have to do with being drunk? OTL
Him: *snores*
Me:

Night before midterm.

At 2200
Me: Txt me every hour. MAKE SURE I DON'T SLEEP. THAT'S YOUR MISSION FOR TODAY.
Him: Why?
Me: I'm having midterm tomorrow. Haven't studied anything yet....
Him: Oh. Ok.
2300
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
iPod: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Incoming text from him: WAKE UP!!!
Me:
0000
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
iPod: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Incoming text from him: WAKE UP!!!
And 0040
Skype: INCOMING CALL RINGTONE
Me: *finally woke up from coma*
Me: *look at the time*
Me: *yell* WHY U NO WAKE ME UP?
Him: Check your phone.
Me: *check* Oh.
Him: 你睡死了.
Me:
Him:
Me: *act like nothing happened* I'm going to study now.

520

Me: Do you have anything to tell me?
You: What date is today?
Me: Today is May 20th....
You: Do you know what date is today?
Me: I don't know...May 20th...Today is neither a holiday or a day of special occasion...that I know of...What is it?
You: 5-2-0 and you don't know what day it is?
Me: What day is it? =.=" Tell me already.
You: 5-2-0 is I love you. 妳阿呆喔?
Me: Wth...Lol, you made it up, how the heck am I supposed to know?? How does 5-2-0 even says "I love you"???