[2:00 am TW]
Phone: *Him* sent you a Candy Crush request
Him: 又過一關了／I just passed another level
Him: 快追到你囉／ Gonna catch up to you soon ~
Me: Is this a competition???
Him: 不是，是追求／No, it’s a pursuit
Me: You’re pursuing me??
Me: What if you passed me?
Him: 說100次妳愛我／ You have to say that you love me 100 times
Him: 然後每過一關還要再說100次／ And then for every level I pass after that, you still need to say it 100 more times